You glance down at your own breasts, which look much like tiny fried eggs under that non-padded bra you’re wearing, and for once, actually feel pretty pleased that you don’t have to deal with having humungous bazoomas. You can always get into that dress you want (although granted, it’s often very baggy in the chestal region). Still, it’s not always fun being a flat-chested girl. You’re sure you’re ID’d more than the average person, you have been mistaken for a thirteen year old boy at a swimming pool on more than one occasion, and you’ve never managed to ditch your favourite mantra: ‘I’m just a late bloomer’. Even though you’re a late twenty-something now. There are plus points too though: you can use that extra room inside your top for holding your belongings (i.e phone, lipstick, keys), you’re a mega pro at doing the limbo, and you make an adorable plank of wood when you go to fancy dress parties. You’re just not sure if these plus points out weigh the problems you encounter every day due to your chest having not woken up yet.